MATz

the MATz dance

2009-05-14T07:49:00.000-07:00

mat lan was wondering why as a MATz gang, we have everything,
even our own dress code, but not our own dance.
where is the MATz dance??

so this is his suggestion.
that the MATz dance.....................☺PARA PARA SAKURA ☺
yes, he thinks that we all should learn how to dance the para para dance.

so members, we shall cut our rempit hours to make time to learn the dance.
please gather at:
- the Klang Hokkien Association Hall on mondays and wednesdays at 8pm to 10 pm
- Taman Rakyat on tuesdays and thursdays at 8.30 pm to 10.30 pm

please turn up in our pakaian wajib, which is:
PAKAIAN WAJIB: seluar hitam ketat, tshirt koyak, jaket kulit, sarung tangan jari dipotong setengah, kasut converse, sunglasses belalang in case you forgot

MAT LAN SHALL BE YOUR DANCE INSTRUCTOR SINCE HE IS KER PRO IN THE PARA PARA DANCE.

don't be late and don't miss it. those who miss it will have to dance it alone in the middle of Aeon Bukit Tinggi.

this shall be the dance that you all will dance at the airport when you come to greet Mat E.

GAMBATEH!

(in my honest opinion, it should be called paria paria sakura)

semangat motor

2009-05-11T18:06:00.001-07:00

as you know as rempits, usually we use yamaha, honda or suzuki.
itu standard la.

But I Have a Dream/Aku ada Impian
I have a Vision/ Aku ada Visi
I have a Goal/ Aku ada Gol
I have a Desire/ Aku ada Nafsu

and it is......
to go a Step Further/ Langkah Hadapan
which is........................

to ride Italian / iaitu rempit Italy.
yes, that is my Dream.

why not right.
i'm sure all those ah bengs who drift with their proton saga has the dream of drifting with a Ferrari. or Lamborghini. or Alpha Romeo. any Auto Italiano.

so why can't a rempit dream for a Motor Italiano?

yes, itu la visiku.

my birthday coming up soon. ahem. *hint hint*

Member baru MATz

2009-05-11T06:36:00.000-07:00

due to his constant buggering, we now have a new member.
let's welcome...

MAT LAN!

yeeyyyyyyyy....!*clap hands*

previously known as Tai Kor Goh but he felt that being a MATz was cooler than being an ah long.
plus he said he has vision and ideas for the gang that will majukan us.
bring it on Lan!

Birthday Member MATz

2009-05-11T04:44:00.000-07:00

we would like to wish

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

to our member Mat Whay who will be celebrating her birthday this month.

we love you!

member in action macam pro at Bukit Jalil

i am confused

2009-05-11T04:13:00.000-07:00

my life as a rempit has been going all well till today my father asked me to go to college today.he say its good to have education then do nothing and rempit around. but my passion for rempit is so much i dont see myself doing anything besides rempiting around teluk pulai. i have not achieved my ultimate dream yet which is to rempit at Ampang. how can i stay true to my rempit roots when my parents keep bugging me to go UITM?? this is not fair! i dream about riding my bike like a free spirit in ampang. i have been taking many part time jobs like working in KFC to earn some extra cash to upgrade my bike. i do not see why many people do not see my passion in rempiting around. RIDING IS MY LIFE. i will continue to ride so long as my arms and legs are attached to myself.

i am devastated.i listened to peter pan all night.

Blog review #2

2009-05-10T06:07:00.000-07:00

Tai Kor Robz, journalist from the Rolling Stones:

"Okay la. At least yours (MATz blog) is much cooler than R**gers"

confirmation yg kiter memangpon gempak.

ooh yea yea!

News update

2009-05-09T11:59:00.000-07:00

It seems that #1 ah long Tai Kor Goh has expressed interest in becoming a MATz as well.

yes, he bought for us McD. summore belanja KFC.
chewah!

so we would like to welcome the new dragon MATz,

Mat Lan (goh ah lan).

unfortunately after saying that name out a few times, we decided that it sounded too vulgar. sounds like Mat Lan c***o.....

sooo sorry. Aplikasi kamu telah ditolak oleh kumpulan gempak cool MATz.

maybe if you call 1300-755-2525, we can reconsider.

Blog review #1

2009-05-09T11:56:00.000-07:00

as said by Mat Lin,

"Blog kiter gempak oi!"

ok. dah. lets go minum Teh-O-Ais-Limau kurang ais lebih limau at ESSO mamak, and then go rempit at Kuala Selangor (new venue)

how to be a MATz

2009-05-08T15:06:00.000-07:00

fact: everyone loves MATz
fact: everybody wants to be a MATz

yes, we know we are cool.
unfortunately not just anyone can be a MATz.
there are a few kriteria-kriterias to do that.
this is the MATz biografi.

if you think you qualify to be a MATz, please call 1300-13-1300.
yes, that is to buy McD for us first.
we only accept Large Value Meals.
no Happy Meals please. don't be so selfish la, brader.
if you buy Happy Meal for us, I can garenti you won't be the happy one after that.
after that, bring it to our meeting point, and we can bincang about it.
you can find out about our meeting points di bawah.

TEMPAT MEETING: (everyday yumcha before rempit) ESSO Mamak or KFC Teluk Pulai

TEMPAT-TEMPAT REMPIT:
(mon - thurs) Teluk Gadong, Taman Gembira, Bayu Perdana, Teluk Pulai, Tepi Sungai, Meru, Padang Jawa, Klang Utama, Pandamaran, Port Klang

(fri - sun) Ampang, Subang, Shah Alam, Seremban, KL (sampai Batu Caves)

any Highway terbuka also we will be there la actually.

rempit hours: 8.30 pm sampai 5 am (please make sure you get enough rest so that we can REMPIT! to the max)

TEMPAT FUTSAL: futsal centre Port Klang

TEMPAT EMO BERSAMA: pantai Port Dickson

TEMPAT MEMBER SHOPPING: Mydin, Kamdar, Shaw Centrepoint, Econsave

PAKAIAN WAJIB: seluar hitam ketat, tshirt koyak, jaket kulit, sarung tangan jari dipotong setengah, kasut converse, sunglasses belalang

MUZIK KEGEMARAN: Melayu/Indonesia rock, Feng Tau techno

MOTOR KEGEMARAN: Suzuki, Honda, Yamaha

HELMET KEGEMARAN: helmet tampal stiker WWE

TELIVISYEN KEGEMARAN: WWE Raw, bola sepak, badminton, drama tv1 dan tv3

FILEM KEGEMARAN: Remp-it, KL Menjerit, Impak Maksima

MAKANAN KEGEMARAN: KFC, nasi lemak, teh tarik, pisang goreng, ais kacang

PASUKAN BOLA KEGEMARAN: FA Selangor dan Man Utd

HANDPHONE KEGEMARAN: Nokia 3600

okay that should be about it.
please feel free to join us if you want.

thank you and bai bai.

Member-member MATz

2009-05-08T14:55:00.000-07:00

this is a list of our members.
we are a bunch of very cool people, and friendly too.
if you hang out with us, we can belanja you Teh-O-Ais.
we can even give you limau if you want.
just make sure you come to the right mamak.
it is ESSO Mamak, at teluk pulai: our HQ.

so here are our members. (arranged according to size ttk. up to you la to decide what that means)

- Mat- Gee (lee ah gee)
- Mat- Mama (siew ah lyn)
- Mat- E (chew ah chi)
- Mat- Lin (lim ah lin)
- Mat- Ame (sew ah leen)
- Mat-Whay (chan ah whay)
- Mat- Sze (ang ah sze)

we are also in association wit the #1 Klang ah-long, Tai Kor Goh (ah lan)

we only go by our MATz name.
if you call us any name besides that, we have no choice ah..we will pukul you cukup-cukup.
don't play play.
if not, then good lorh. we are all fren.

peace out!

selamat datang!

2009-05-08T14:46:00.001-07:00

welcome to our gang's blog.
yes, we noticed that as a group, we didn't have a gang name,

so we decided that we shall be the MATz.

yes, that is a MATz, pronounced 'maht-zz'

so if you are new to us, welcome. we don't bite.
just whack, pukul or beat up.

if you are a member already,
we love you! muax xoxo ♥

peace out!