how to be a MATz

fact: everyone loves MATz
fact: everybody wants to be a MATz

yes, we know we are cool.
unfortunately not just anyone can be a MATz.
there are a few kriteria-kriterias to do that.
this is the MATz biografi.

if you think you qualify to be a MATz, please call 1300-13-1300.
yes, that is to buy McD for us first.
we only accept Large Value Meals.
no Happy Meals please. don't be so selfish la, brader.
if you buy Happy Meal for us, I can garenti you won't be the happy one after that.
after that, bring it to our meeting point, and we can bincang about it.
you can find out about our meeting points di bawah.

TEMPAT MEETING: (everyday yumcha before rempit) ESSO Mamak or KFC Teluk Pulai

TEMPAT-TEMPAT REMPIT:
(mon - thurs) Teluk Gadong, Taman Gembira, Bayu Perdana, Teluk Pulai, Tepi Sungai, Meru, Padang Jawa, Klang Utama, Pandamaran, Port Klang

(fri - sun) Ampang, Subang, Shah Alam, Seremban, KL (sampai Batu Caves)

any Highway terbuka also we will be there la actually.

rempit hours: 8.30 pm sampai 5 am (please make sure you get enough rest so that we can REMPIT! to the max)

TEMPAT FUTSAL: futsal centre Port Klang

TEMPAT EMO BERSAMA: pantai Port Dickson

TEMPAT MEMBER SHOPPING: Mydin, Kamdar, Shaw Centrepoint, Econsave

PAKAIAN WAJIB: seluar hitam ketat, tshirt koyak, jaket kulit, sarung tangan jari dipotong setengah, kasut converse, sunglasses belalang

MUZIK KEGEMARAN: Melayu/Indonesia rock, Feng Tau techno

MOTOR KEGEMARAN: Suzuki, Honda, Yamaha

HELMET KEGEMARAN: helmet tampal stiker WWE

TELIVISYEN KEGEMARAN: WWE Raw, bola sepak, badminton, drama tv1 dan tv3

FILEM KEGEMARAN: Remp-it, KL Menjerit, Impak Maksima

MAKANAN KEGEMARAN: KFC, nasi lemak, teh tarik, pisang goreng, ais kacang

PASUKAN BOLA KEGEMARAN: FA Selangor dan Man Utd

HANDPHONE KEGEMARAN: Nokia 3600

okay that should be about it.
please feel free to join us if you want.

thank you and bai bai.